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I took you with me because I was vain. Because I wanted to be adored.

— posted 1 month ago via whouffles orig. docters-deactivated20140110

inspired by x

— posted 1 month ago via markscohen orig. markscohen

targharyen:

so i really wanna lose weight but i also wanna eat bread pasta chocolate pasta eggs and milkshake pasta 

do you see my problem

— posted 1 month ago via tonhks orig. targharyen
— posted 1 month ago via geekorunique orig. geekorunique

we’ll survive this

— posted 1 month ago via elenasdamon orig. damonsalvatorn

gilbertte:

I’ve done more than enough. I’ve shown kindness, forgiveness, pity. Because of you, Caroline. It was all for you.

— posted 1 month ago via whouffles orig. gilbertte

downloading-new-emotion:

hermionespriorities:

Do you think Sirius ever ate Remus or James or Peter’s homework as a joke

yes

— posted 1 month ago via tonhks orig. sexualjohanna
— posted 1 month ago via imjohnlocked orig. omenahilloa

officalsquidward:

cassieblack:

arineat:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"Wanna bet?"

"Scared, Potter?"

"can you feel it mr krabs?"

— posted 2 months ago via forbesmikaelson orig. thirstingaintdead
“Are you planning to follow a career in Magical Law, Miss Granger?”   asked Scrimgeour.
“No, I’m not,” retorted Hermione. “I’m hoping to do some good in the   world!” 

— posted 2 months ago via dearwtsn orig. dracosferret